Sunday, October 25, 2009

GOD and Computer

Sunday, October 25, 2009
day 81-part 2

The Beginning





In the beginning God created... the computer.

And God entered:

c:\Let there be Light

ENTER USER ID.

c:\God

ENTER PASSWORD.

c:\Omniscient

PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Omnipotent

PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Omnipresent

And God logged on at 12:01 am, Sunday, March 1.

c:\Let there be Light

UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Create Light

DONE.

c:\Run heaven and earth

And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01 am, Monday, March 2.

c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Create firmament

DONE.

c:\Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Monday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01 am, Tuesday, March 3.

c:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and...

TOO MANY CHARACTERS IN SPECIFICATION STRING. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Create dry_land

DONE.

c:\Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Tuesday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01 am, Wednesday, March 4.

c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Create sun_moon_stars

DONE.

c:\Run sun_moon_stars

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Wednesday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01 am, Thursday, March 5.

c:\Create fish

DONE.

c:\Create fowl

DONE.

c:\Run fish, fowl

And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Thursday, March 5.

And God logged on at 12:01 am, Friday, March 6.

c:\Create cattle

DONE.

c:\Create creepy_things

DONE.

c:\Now let us make man in our image

UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Create man

DONE.

c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the...

TOO MANY COMMAND OPERANDS. TRY AGAIN.

c:\Run multiplication

EXECUTION TERMINATED. 6 ERRORS.

c:\Insert breath

DONE.

c:\Run multiplication

EXECUTION TERMINATED. 5 ERRORS.

c:\Move man to Garden of Eden

FILE GARDEN OF EDEN DOES NOT EXIST.

c:\Create Garden.edn

DONE.

c:\Move man to Garden.edn

DONE.

c:\Run multiplication

EXECUTION TERMINATED. 4 ERRORS.

c:\Copy woman from man

DONE.

c:\Run multiplication

EXECUTION TERMINATED. 2 ERRORS.

c:\Create desire

DONE.

c:\Run multiplication

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.

c:\Create freewill

DONE.

c:\Run freewill

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.

c:\Undo desire

DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED.

c:\Delete freewill

FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER<
REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.

c:\Help

DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED. FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.

c:\Create tree_of_knowledge

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.

c:\Create good, evil

DONE.

c:\Activate evil

And God saw he had created shame.

WARNING SYSTEM ERROR IN SECTOR E95. MAN AND WOMAN NOT IN GARDEN.EDN. 1 ERRORS.

c:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

SEARCH FAILED.

c:\Delete shame

SHAME CANNOT BE DELETED ONCE EVIL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

c:\Delete freewill

FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.

c:\Stop

UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.

c:\ctrl\alt\delete
c:\ctrl\alt\delete
c:\ctrl\alt\delete

ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

c:\Create new world

YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATED FILE SPACE. YOU MUST DESTROY OLD FILES BEFORE NEW ONES CAN BE CREATED.

c:\Destroy earth

DESTROY EARTH: CONFIRM.

c:\Destroy earth confirmed

COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICE WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH AT 12:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

And God logged off at 11:59 pm, Friday, March 6.

And God rested on the 7th day.

At 12:00 am, Sunday, March 8, God created Macintosh.

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That is kinda cute, but Praise God that HE did not need to alter any of His plans to fit with anyone else's commands! We may not know why evil.org opened up, or how sin.net was bookmarked. I don't know for sure how that virus, betray.exe downloaded itself, but I do know one thing : GOD DID NOT HAVE TO RE-BOOT!

Right from the beginning, God had a plan; that plan was Lamb.com, a program that went well with love .net, mercy.com and the dreaded cross.ini The ONLY way you can benefit from these awesome programs, however, is to choose to install them yourself. YOU MUST DOWNLOAD THEM. Knowing they are online does NOTHING for YOUR hard drive. Sin is a virus, and there is NO anti-virus program to un-install it. You can ONLY come out alive on the other side of it, and there is only ONE way of doing that...

Download LAMB.COM accept the program given to you, the ONLY way to live through this virus. Don't wait for a re-boot, 'cause there isn't gonna be one.

c:\\accept gift
c:\\recieve forgiveness
c:\\ask

go to :

http:\\Jesus.com

Do it like this :

Dear Jesus,
I know that you died for me... I know that you rose 3 days later and are alive still. I may not understand it, but I believe it. Please help me to SEE what you want me to see. I know I need you in my heart, and my life. Please come in to me, forgive me of my sins, and wash me. Give me Your Free Gift of eternal life, and show me how you want me to live. I want to turn from this empty life, and live for you, and with you, forever. Thank you God, for saving me, through the blood of Jesus Christ.
Amen.

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