The Beginning
In the beginning God created... the computer.
And God entered:
c:\Let there be Light
ENTER USER ID.
c:\God
ENTER PASSWORD.
c:\Omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Omnipotent
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Omnipresent
And God logged on at 12:01 am, Sunday, March 1.
c:\Let there be Light
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create Light
DONE.
c:\Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01 am, Monday, March 2.
c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create firmament
DONE.
c:\Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Monday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01 am, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and...
TOO MANY CHARACTERS IN SPECIFICATION STRING. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create dry_land
DONE.
c:\Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Tuesday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01 am, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create sun_moon_stars
DONE.
c:\Run sun_moon_stars
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Wednesday, March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01 am, Thursday, March 5.
c:\Create fish
DONE.
c:\Create fowl
DONE.
c:\Run fish, fowl
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02 am, Thursday, March 5.
And God logged on at 12:01 am, Friday, March 6.
c:\Create cattle
DONE.
c:\Create creepy_things
DONE.
c:\Now let us make man in our image
UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create man
DONE.
c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the...
TOO MANY COMMAND OPERANDS. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 6 ERRORS.
c:\Insert breath
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 5 ERRORS.
c:\Move man to Garden of Eden
FILE GARDEN OF EDEN DOES NOT EXIST.
c:\Create Garden.edn
DONE.
c:\Move man to Garden.edn
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 4 ERRORS.
c:\Copy woman from man
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 2 ERRORS.
c:\Create desire
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Create freewill
DONE.
c:\Run freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Undo desire
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED.
c:\Delete freewill
FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER<
REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
c:\Help
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED. FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
c:\Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Create good, evil
DONE.
c:\Activate evil
And God saw he had created shame.
WARNING SYSTEM ERROR IN SECTOR E95. MAN AND WOMAN NOT IN GARDEN.EDN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
SEARCH FAILED.
c:\Delete shame
SHAME CANNOT BE DELETED ONCE EVIL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
c:\Delete freewill
FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
c:\Stop
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\ctrl\alt\delete
c:\ctrl\alt\delete
c:\ctrl\alt\delete
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
c:\Create new world
YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATED FILE SPACE. YOU MUST DESTROY OLD FILES BEFORE NEW ONES CAN BE CREATED.
c:\Destroy earth
DESTROY EARTH: CONFIRM.
c:\Destroy earth confirmed
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICE WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH AT 12:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59 pm, Friday, March 6.
And God rested on the 7th day.
At 12:00 am, Sunday, March 8, God created Macintosh.
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That is kinda cute, but Praise God that HE did not need to alter any of His plans to fit with anyone else's commands! We may not know why evil.org opened up, or how sin.net was bookmarked. I don't know for sure how that virus, betray.exe downloaded itself, but I do know one thing : GOD DID NOT HAVE TO RE-BOOT!
Right from the beginning, God had a plan; that plan was Lamb.com, a program that went well with love .net, mercy.com and the dreaded cross.ini The ONLY way you can benefit from these awesome programs, however, is to choose to install them yourself. YOU MUST DOWNLOAD THEM. Knowing they are online does NOTHING for YOUR hard drive. Sin is a virus, and there is NO anti-virus program to un-install it. You can ONLY come out alive on the other side of it, and there is only ONE way of doing that...
Download LAMB.COM accept the program given to you, the ONLY way to live through this virus. Don't wait for a re-boot, 'cause there isn't gonna be one.
c:\\accept gift
c:\\recieve forgiveness
c:\\ask
go to :
http:\\Jesus.com
Do it like this :
Dear Jesus,
I know that you died for me... I know that you rose 3 days later and are alive still. I may not understand it, but I believe it. Please help me to SEE what you want me to see. I know I need you in my heart, and my life. Please come in to me, forgive me of my sins, and wash me. Give me Your Free Gift of eternal life, and show me how you want me to live. I want to turn from this empty life, and live for you, and with you, forever. Thank you God, for saving me, through the blood of Jesus Christ.
Amen.
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